So I bought an iPhone over the weekend, and (surprise, surprise) one of the first apps I downloaded was Instagram, the app that makes everyone an instant photographer.  Little did I know, it actually kinda does just that...  Take a look:

Made my dog look better!  

Rufus:                                                                             InstaRufus:

Made the studio look better!  

Ignite:                                                                                InstaIgnite:

My garbage can has never looked so good! 

Garbage:                                                                         InstaGarbage:

Even my snow covered car looks stylin'!

Car:                                                                                  InstaCar:

And most impressively...

It can even make Michael Thom look..  err..  better!!

Mike:                                                                                               InstaMike:

So you hear all the time of parents hiring a clown for their kid's birthday party...  This is a clown that I can't see anyone asking for.  In Lucerne, Switzerland, there's a unique clown for hire that goes by the name of Dominic Deville.  Dominic isn't your usual jokes and laughing type clown.  He likes to take more of the stalker approach...  

Yup.  A stalking clown.  

Dominic Deville stalks his victims for a week leading up to their birthday.  Sending them creepy texts, phone calls, letters and all the rest warning the kid that they are being watching, and will be attacked.  

Happy Birthday!  Here's a horrible phobia of clowns you'll have for the rest of your life!   

In typical clown fashion, Dominic's goal is to smash a cake in the face of his victim when they least expect it.  If the kid manages to avoid the 'hit' they are given the cake as a birthday present!  

Sorry, for scarring you for life!  Here's a birthday cake!  

Don't worry though, the stalking can end at anytime if the kid gets too scared or the parents have second thoughts on terrorizing their child.  

... For the day!  Don't worry, mom. 

Meet Brianna!  She's been doing my job hanging out with me all day for Take Your Kid to Work Day!!  She goes to Cheif Peguis Jr High, plays soccer and volleyball, AND alto sax!  Woo!  

Incase you haven't heard, Sean Quigley is working with youth overseas with World Vision.